Eight Ways to Lose in a Casino

Here are eight ways to guarantee a sure loss:

1. Always bet with someone elses money.

2. Never calculate the money you owe while playing.

3. Be consistent in playing a game you have lost many times

4. Thinking you have superpowers and you foresee a number flickering in your head.

5. Its always a good start to get the blood pumping with a few shots of vodka.

6. Always challenge yourself with games you never played before..

7. know that people are watching how big your bets are.

8. Always make- out with the dealer.